Zit Farm by Mary Crosbie

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IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!-
Let's talk about caves...
Mar 12 • 
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Children of today, make sure you save for your future...
and I mean save bags of your hair.
Mar 10 • 
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PUT ON A HAPPY MASK
and impersonate a GOD!
Mar 9 • 
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Medical Tourism is the Fifth Horseperson of the Apocalypse
AM I RIGHT?
Mar 8 • 
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Full Butt Moon is Nigh, Earthlings!
are you going full lunatic? howling at everything in the sky? Even um, frisbees? gnashing your fangs? read on...
Mar 7 • 
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THE SCARY EYES OF ALEX MURDAUGH
HOW TO AVOID KILLERS IN YOUR DAY-TO-DAY
Mar 5 • 
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WELCOME TO MY ZIT FARM!
Planting my zit seeds right now...planting and praying!
Mar 4 • 
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Mar 2 • 
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