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Jim Dalling's avatar

Full moons make me barf negativity at unsuspecting equestrians. The squamks make so much barf fly it’s like a mister ed bar fly. At the end of it all I just end up horse. Or manure waiting for the worms. Stupid moon. Making me worm filled

Time to call the vet.

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Mary Crosbie's avatar

Snaps, Jim Dalling! Snaps for your moon to manure freestyle! I don't think you're blocked! You're letting her rip, my friend! Git outta the wayyyyy! Jim's gonna blowwww!

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Laura Hegge's avatar

Hahaha. Moon. Butt.

Your high school was scary. Why did your English teacher have a brain? Why not just a skull like Hamlet? More dignified.

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Mary Crosbie's avatar

Agree, Hamlet, on the skull! It was a weird school pretending to be normo! The brain, I can't vouch for. It wasn't a family member's brain. In the 80s, I guess people were a little more freewheelin with the body parts. Everything was a step away from becoming Weekend at Bernie's.

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